Tonight a guy hit me UFC style

I was walking into the mall a guy walks up aggressively and asks me for 10 bucks. I say hell no get away from me...He gets upset looking at me like I just killed his puppy. I start to walk away I'm thinking Ice Cream already....All of the sudden I get a kick in the back of the leg..a hard kick I go down....He pounces on top of me faster than seems realistic. I look up at him he's so upset...He wants to beat me I keep blocking his punches pulling him close to me to limit his power..I used to train Thank God but he's much more advanced than me. He gets one solid punch in...man it hurt but I'm so upset also by this point so I start hitting him from the bottom but he's in rage...out of nowhere my buddy rocko tackles him.. Dell! I didn't even know he was at the mall! Rocko is big and Dell trains alot the guy knows Dell and takes off. I'm a little beat up and a little embarrassed but lucky thing for me I have a lot of great friends. After the beating I decided Ice Cream wasn't necessary! Wow...someday's are crazy!